Britney Spears Nearly Shows Us Her Vagina

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Did Britney Spears just send a message to Sam Ashgari?

A pointed, sexy, very revealing message, we should say?

Amidst rumors that Ashgari is crazy enough to cheat on Spears, the singer has released what she calls her "first selfie in awhile."

And this is an accurate, empirical statement.

Britney Spears in LA

This would also be an accurate, empirical statement:

What follows is the most sultry, seductive and downright jaw-dropping selfie that the pop singer has posed for in quite some time.

We say this even though it features the artist making a silly face, sticking her tongue out and rocking a pretty wild hairstyle.

But it also features Britney wearing a top that barely covers her breasts, while exposing her sleek stomach for the world to see.

And while also nearly exposing her vagina.

It's true. Honestly, this is intense people.

Look how low she has pulled her pants down for this picture, because that's exactly wants you (and likely Sam) to do now ...

Britney Spears Selfie

Giving followers a clear glimpse at her pair of risqué tattoos on her pelvis, Spears is coming oh-so-very-close to NC-17 rated status here.

Taking after Kylie Jenner, she snapped the selfie into a bathroom mirror, also giving fans a look at very nice surroundings in the process.

Britney lives in what we presume is a very large mansion. Which is cool, but few supporters out there will be focused on the tile or carpet.

Instead, they'll be looking at a certain segment of Britney Spears' enviable anatomy that does NOT appear to have a carpet.

If you know what we mean.

Yesterday, meanwhile, the 35-year-old music goddess continued with this sexy motif, sharing a picture by photographer Denise Truscello.

It depicts the mother of two rocking in a black bikini, staring into the camera while also donning a hat and some black heels:

Britney Spears in a Bathing Suit

Britney doesn't mention Ashgari in any Instagram caption, but it's hard to believe these sultry snapshots weren't shared with him in mind.

Just over a week ago, Morgan Osman, former star of the Oxygen reality series Bad Girls Club, told The Dirty that she is also dating him.

Or, at the very least, that she was when he started to date Spears; Osman quickly realized that she was being two-timed and ended it.

And she wants Britney Spears to completely understand how duplicitous the man with whom she's sharing a bed can be.

"I have video and images of our REAL relationship. Britney he is using you," Morgan told The Dirty earlier this month.

She added that she doesn't deserve to come under any attack, which she obviously will, because she's just trying to help.

Britney Spears & Sam Ashgari New Year's Eve Pic

"I feel sorry for Britney Spears, she seems like a good person," Osman added, and we would agree with that assessment.

Incredibly, her previous serious relationship with David Lucado ended after he was busted cheating on her as well.

What is wrong with people?!

Spears Tweeted a photo of Ashgari just a few days prior to this bombshell, including with it with a caption that read: "Mad love for this one."

Has that love turned cold?

This makes us a little afraid that Spears is about to get her heart broken again, but we're at least encouraged by her series of new pictures.

Not just as fans who admire her, but based on these images and our own conjecture, she appears to be in full-on vengeance mode.

You want to step out on me, Sam, we presume she's thinking as she shared that oh-so-enticing bathroom selfie, go right ahead.

But take a long look at what you'll never get a chance to tap ever again, except in your dreams after you check Instagram!

Or maybe she was just showing off the tile and carpet after all. What do you think, readers? Are we overthinking this one?

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Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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