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You may have been in a relationship that got serious right off the bat.

You might have stayed up all night texting after two dates, or maybe even moved in with someone you’ve only been seeing for a few weeks.

But have you ever flown nearly 2,000 miles to spend one night with someone you’ve only known for a matter of months?

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Probably not, but if you have – can we be friends?

Like, you sound a little too intense to date, but you also sound like you have a lot of money that you like to throw around frivolously, which is a quality we look for in our friends.

Anyway, what does all of this have to do with – anything?

We’re gonna assume you asked that question, and we’re glad you did!

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As you may have heard, Prince Harry is dating Meghan Markle, an actress on the show Suits, which as far as we can tell, is a series that’s based on that episode of Seinfeld where Kenny Bania gives Jerry a bunch of clothes from Armani in exchange for a meal, but then he only orders soup and it turns into a whole thing.

Meghan and Harry successfully kept their relationship on the down-low for a few weeks, but it seems it didn’t take them long to decide that they’re serious enough to go public.

As far was we can tell they met in September, but from the way they’re rushing in, you’d think that one of they’d been together much longer.

(Or that one of them is royalty and the other stars in a show that’s survived for six seasons despite only ever being watched by your mother-in-law.)

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First, Harry issued a statement about his relationship with Markle.

Shortly thereafter, we learned that Meghan is staying at Kensington Palace when she’s not busy with work.

Now, it seems that when she is busy with work, Harry goes to insane lengths to spend even short amounts of time with Meghan.

According to UK tabloid The Sun, Harry was recently on a tour of the Caribbean, and instead of returning home when scheduled, he decided to make a detour to Canada, where Meghan is currently filming.

The trip took Harry 1,700 miles out of his way, and sources claim the royal and his new lady spent just one night together before he had to return to London.

“He was due to fly back to London with the rest of his entourage but he changed his mind because they couldn’t bear to be apart," says an insider.

“It’s a very short stopover as he has a charity appearance in London tomorrow. It’s just another sign of how head-over-heels he is.

Hopefully, while he was there, he didn’t take notice of the fact that "filming" for Suits consists of Meghan and her co-stars putting on a play behind a cardboard cutout of a TV. 

That would be embarrassing.