Oh, those wacky Kardashians ... is there anything they won't do for some money and/or some attention?
Seriously, is there?
Because it's really, really not looking like it.
It seems like this families first instinct in literally every situation is just "film it!", to film every single thing they ever, ever do in life so that they can put it on television where many people will watch it and talk about it.
That way, they will get paid forever, they will get attention forever, and we are all caught in this vicious cycle, right along with Kris and Co.
But it's so hard to break the cycle, isn't it? After all, we as a people have been ingrained with the need to keep up with the Kardashians now. It's in our blood.
(Maybe literally, we can't put anything past these people.)
So it is with so many conflicted feelings -- "ooh, juicy!" vs. "no ugh god please stop," for instance -- that we bring you this latest bit of Kardashian news ...
Looks like we just might have a wedding to look forward to, y'all!
But not just any old wedding, no. According to this delightful new report, we're talking about a double wedding.
Together. At the same time.
Who comes up with this stuff? Obviously Kris Jenner, right?
And if we're to believe an insider who spoke with InTouch, she's definitely the mastermind behind this latest stunt. And yes, it definitely is a stunt.
As this source tells it, Kris has been real sad with what's been happening with her family lately.
And so, in an attempt to get people, so many people, all the people to look at them, Kris came up with this double wedding scheme.
"Kris knows Khloe and Kourtney will go for it when she shows them how much money they can make and how it would keep the family empire alive," the source claims.
"She knows Khloe is desperate to marry again, so she's pushing her to wed Tristan."
As for Kourtney's half of the wedding, apparently Kris told her that Scott is "a changed man," and that "getting married and becoming a proper family is the right thing to do."
So could this actually happen? Could Kris convince Kourtney to change her mind after over a decade and marry Scott?
Could she convince Khloe to marry a guy she's only known for a few months?
Well, probably she could do that second one.
Really, we shouldn't put anything past Kris Jenner.
They don't call her Kween for nothing.