Anthony Weiner is horribly, tragically, shockingly, depressing, nauseatingly back in the news.
The disgraced Congressman is at the center of a renewed investigation into Hillary Clinton's emails because the FBI has flagged numerous references to the Presidential candidate on Weiner's computer.
The FBI is in possession of Weiner's computer because it is looking into allegations that he sent sexually explicit messages to a 15-year old.
We really wish we were making this all up.
But Weiner was married to close Clinton aide Huma Abedin at the time of his (third!) sexting scandal and the emails in question appear to have been either sent to Abedin or sent from Abdein.
It remains unclear.
The point of this story, however, is not to wonder what the FBI Director was thinking when he disrupted the 2016 Presidential election with a vague statement that has caused nothing but mass hysteria and confusion among voters.
Instead, it's to focus on the future of Anthony Weiner.
Is he headed to prison for this underage incident? Maybe.
But The Daily Mail reports that he is definitely headed to rehab for sex addiction.
The British newspaper claims Weiner is actually in this facility right at this very moment; and while the publication does not cite the facility by name, it does say the following about Weiner's temporary residence:
The facility supposedly "separates men and women and its program includes counseling for those addicted to cybersex and exhibitionism, as well as addictions to anonymous sex and porn."
Weiner was first accused of sending inappropriate messages to a woman online in 2011.
This same issue cropped up again in 2013 when he was running for Mayor of New York, with the women in question speaking out each time and with lewd images of Weiner making their way around the Internet.
We'll spare you the photo of Weiner's underwear bulge and simply share below a picture of Weiner's bare chest that he allegedly sent to one of his Internet paramours:
On September 21, Weiner was exposed for reportedly telling a 15-year old that he was “hard” and that he “would bust that tight pussy.”
He also sent this unnamed teenager some naked photos and said he had rape fantasies about her.
At the time of these sexts, Weiner was still married to Abedin… although he complained about their lack of a sex life to the girl.
Not that this excuses his behavior, of course. We're just reporting what he said at the time.
Weiner was also caring for the couple's infant son while she campaigned for Clinton and, based on one photo he sent this teenager, was literally lying alongside him at one point during their X-rated exchanges.
The FBI moved on to seize Weiner's computer shortly after this information came to light.
By then, Abedin had separated from her disgusting husband and we all thought we had heard the last of Anthony Weiner.
But, because we were so badly mistaken, a democracy may soon come crumbling down on November 8.