Unexpected Teen Mom dude feud alert!
Yes, it's usually the ladies kicking up drama on MTV's most bonkers reality series, but this week it's been Farrah Abraham's unhinged boyfriend Simon Saran stirring the pot.
Saran must be starved for attention, because he's been posting controversial content to social media for several days straight.
Earlier this week Saran posted a nude photo of Farrah Abraham on Snapchat.
Prior to that, Saran slammed his Teen Mom: OG co-stars in a series of bizarre Twitter rants.
At first, Maci Bookout was the primary target of Saran's ridicule:
“How can you talk about balance when you can’t even balance walking a straight line cause you’re too f--ked up?" Saran tweeted, apparently in reference to rumors that Bookout drank while she was pregnant.
Shortly thereafter, Saran turned his attention to Amber Portwood and her fiance, Matt Baier.
If you watch Teen Mom: OG online, you're probably aware that Baier makes quite the easy target.
It's been rumored that Baier fathered nine children with seven different women and spent several years on the run from child support payments.
Baier denies the reports, but they haven't exactly endeared him to fans of the show.
Interestingly, Saran decided to ignore all that and take a different tack when attacking Baier online, insisting that the 45-year-old is a pedophile who shouldn't be trusted around women.
Commenting on a scene in which Amber's daughter Leah seemed nervous in Baier's presence, Saran snapped:
“I would be nervous too sweetheart. You don’t want to sit on that man’s lap.”
Saran later added:
“He’s a red dot in the community," an apparent reference to online sex offender registry maps.
Not surprisingly, Portwood was less than amused by Saran's trash talk.
She engaged Saran in an online war of words that went down like this:
AMBER: Simon your a little bitch who lets a girl talk mad sh!t to you. Your weak and irrelevant. Your a little boy toy puppet.
SIMON: @AmberLPortwood you let a pedophile into your house congratulations
AMBER: how is he a pedophile lol.. Where does that even come from? Stfu and be the little boy toy weak ass person you are.
SIMON: lol you win!!
Needless to say, the dude is taking the art of savagery to new and exciting places these days.
Saran says that as a thanks for the traffic generated by his online burns, he'll donate $10,000 to the Ronald McDonald House.
We're not sure how that makes sense, but it has us feelingl slightly less guilty for laughing about all this, so we'll take it!