As previously reported, Pippa Middleton is getting her famous butt in perfect shape for her wedding day.
The sister of Kate Middleton rose to prominence after the world got a look at this derriere on the occasion of her sibling's marriage to Prince William.
So it makes sense that Pippa would want it looking as perfect as possible for her own nuptials.
But rear end chatter aside, we now have an even more important update on Middleton's impending marriage to James Matthews.
According to a close friend of Pippa's, the world's most famous bridesmaid will become a bride in May of 2017.
“Of course she is super excited and already planning everything,” this pal tells People Magazine, adding of Middleton and Matthews:
“[They] have a lot in common – he’s charming and old-fashioned. Everyone thinks he’s quite the catch.”
We'd hope and think so. Because Pippa is quite the catch herself!
Matthews got down on one knee during a romantic trip to England’s Lake District and proposed to Middleton on July 17.
He even designed the diamond ring himself, insiders have confirmed.
“He would never have bought something off-the-peg for her, it had to be very special,” this same friend explains.
The design is centered around an octagonal halo of sparking channel-set diamonds and is believe to be close to flawless; it is reportedly worth more than $250,000.
There's been talk around the tabloid world that both Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton are pregnant.
But we don't think we're buying these cover stories, no matter how many times various supermarket magazines want to throw the rumor in our face.
Those close to Pippa and Matthews describe the couple as "sporty" and say they are often seen coming and going out of the latter's London home.
They like to bicycle around London and/or walk Middleton’s dog.
Earlier this fall, Middleton and Matthews were seen enjoying a low-key brunch at Little House, a members-only restaurant in London’s Mayfair.
“They looked very happy and sweet, enjoying some breakfast together, just like any other couple,” says a fellow diner, who had no choice but to add:
“The ring is enormous! Perhaps even more so because she is so petite."
The Daily Mail, meanwhile, says Save the Date invitations will go out around Christmas and that Pippa has been stopping by high-end bridal boutiques, such as Suzanne Neville’s Knightsbridge shop.
Gowns there can run well over 10,000 pounds.
But whatever. The Pipster is totally worth it.