Lindsay Lohan just can't catch a damn break, can she?
Or rather, she can catch a break, but she has this awful instinct every time she gets her hands on one to set it on fire and run away screaming.
Our beloved LiLo has been in a bad way for several years now, and, bless her heart, things are only about to get worse.
Remember when Lindsay moved to London a couple of years ago? You remember, she did that play and she was only a little bit flaky and she kept talking about how she could get a new start in a new country?
Yeah, it didn't work out so great.
Lindsay is now being sued for unpaid rent to the tune of around $95,000. Apparently she's been unable to pay up for her fancy London apartment, and the landlords have had enough.
She reportedly has until November 8th to hand over all that money, and if she doesn't, she'll be made to file for bankruptcy.
"Lindsay is an an absolute mess," a source explains.
"She has blown virtually all her money, and has basically resigned herself to being declared bankrupt."
"The whole situation is incredibly tragic, and for Lindsay this is an astonishing fall from grace."
But wait, it gets worse!
Her sketchy ex, Egor Tarabasov, is also claiming that Lindsay stole nearly $30,000 worth of his belongings during their time together.
And Egor wants her to be arrested.
He's saying that she took items like a Rolex, a diamond ring, designer clothes, a fancy painting ... you know, stuff you could imagine Lindsay Lohan stealing.
But "the thing he really wants back," according to a friend of his, "which, ironically, is of very little monetary value, is a small gold Russian orthodox cross which was given to him by his dead godfather."
What a gross, awful situation.
It's difficult because while it's definitely easy to think that Lindsay Lohan stole some jewelry -- she's been known to do so from time to time -- it's also hard to believe anything this creeper says.
Lindsay's said that Egor was incredibly abusive, to the point that she thought he'd kill her.
So is Egor telling the truth? Is he trying to make her look bad? Is he a disgusting leech who just needs to take Lindsay's name out of his mouth forever?
Who knows, but man, poor Lindsay.