It's been just over 12 months since Lamar Odom overdosed on a cocktail of drugs while partying at the Love Ranch brothel.
Last week, on the one-year anniversary of the incident, an escort who goes by the name Monica Monroe offered new details about Odom's near-death experience.
In fact, Monroe penned an entire blog entry about the experience and shared some surprising revelations for the first time.
For instance, Monroe says that despite the fact that Odom had been staying at a brothel for several days leading up to his overdose, he didn't partake of any of the Love Ranch's services:
“No sex occurred while Lamar was at the Love Ranch," Monroe wrote.
“I took the opportunity to strip him naked and gave him a full body massage. I was determined to have my way with his ample sized penis, but he just couldn’t get it up.”
At least she built him up with the "ample" dong compliment before knocking down with the "couldn't get it up" burn.
Anyway, the thirst remains strong with Ms. Monroe, and she's still talkin' Lamar these says.
She says the incident seriously messed with her bottom line, as potential clients began to view her as untrustworthy:
“After Lamar overdosed, it was perceived by many of my high-profile clients that I was no longer discreet, or that I was the type of person to ‘kiss and tell,'" Monroe writes.
But she's careful to point out that she has no beef with Lamar.
However, she does, for some reason, have a problem with Khloe Kardashian.
Yeah, we don't get it either, but here's her explanation:
"I never met her, and I’ve never spoken with her,” Monroe said during a recent Reddit AMA, adding:
“My opinion of her based on the situation with Lamar? I don’t like her very much.”
It seems like a random stance to take (especially since Monroe admits she never met Khloe), but in fairness, there's some logic behind her opinion:
“She said horrible things about legal brothels in an interview she did with Howard Stern,” Monroe wrote.
“She said that she would have preferred he had sex with a street walker in his hotel room instead of with a licensed girl at a brothel. That’s an ignorant and crazy thing to say! If Lamar did that, he probably would be dead today.
"An illegal prostitute may have been too afraid of getting arrested to call for help. The Love Ranch staff was quick to respond and acted fast to get help for him.”
Okay, so the thirst is strong with Monroe, but she has a point when she says that Odom likely wouldn't have fared as well with an illegal prostitute.
Still, if she's concerned that clients might see her as the type to spread their secrets all over town, she should probably stop trying to make a living as the nation's foremost Lamar-ologist.