Dennis Hof is absolutely adamant that the Kardashian family hexed him as a result of owning the brothel that nearly killed their bizarrely beloved loser, Lamar Odom.
Hof reported to TMZ that his house - a 2 million dollar rustic mansion in Reno, Nevada - burned almost entirely to the ground when an out-of-control "controlled burn" went ...
Well, obviously way out of control.
It's a funny thing, his idea that the Kardashians hexed him, truly.
But here's the rub, though - Hof's house burned to ashes on the one-year anniversary of Lamar Odom's overdose, leading Hof to believe that the Kardashians cursed him.
Dennis told TMZ that this time next year, he planned to be on a remote island.
We don't know if he's kidding or not, but after this kind of scare ... we can't say we'd blame him.
Honestly, would you?
As of late, the still-alive-for-whatever-reason Lamar isn't doing so well.
One of the prostitutes - Monroe by name - formerly employed at Hof's Bunny Ranch revealed details about Odom's overdose, and they weren't pretty.
In fact, they went far beyond embarrassing and sad.
The sex worker revealed, "No sex occurred while Lamar was at the Love Ranch."
"I took the opportunity to strip him naked and gave him a full body massage."
"I was determined to have my way with his ample-sized penis," she continued.
"But he just couldn't get it up."
With all the drugs in his system, that's hardly surprising.
The prostitute continued that all he wanted to do was drug and drug and "eat KFC," and that the only connection they made was an emotional one or ... whatever.
"Lamar and I made a connection because we both were a little lonely due to recent losses in her lives," she said.
"I'd lost my boyfriend of eight years to a shooting, and he was distraught over his estranged wife, Khloe Kardashian."
Well, girl, you'll always have KFC.
As for the Kardashians hexing Hof's home ... we honestly wouldn't be too surprised.
We know how the K-Klan loves them some New Orleans, and what better place to learn the fine arts of Voodoo and Hoodoo?