Kristen Stewart has moved on from her former assistant Alicia Cargile again.
No, like, again-again.
This time, it's reported that she's dating Cara Delevingne's super hot ex-girlfriend, American musician St. Vincent.
Yeah, we'd be pretty happy, too, since St. Vincent is the on-fire kinda gorgeous that curls our toes.
Us Weekly reports that the couple is pretty new, and only went public last week. After Stewart brought St. Vincent to the premiere of her new movie, "Certain Women," the two have reportedly been inseparable.
"It's been very romantic," the source reveals. "Kristen is always whispering closely in her ear and asking her opinion."
Her opinion on what, we're not sure, but surely it's got something to do with tips on how to avoid washing your hair, or showing too many teeth when you smile.
Though Stewart publicly confirmed that she and ex-girlfriend Cargile had fallen into their old pattern of boning (can they bone? Is there a way to do that?), she never released a statement saying that they'd broken up.
Previously, Kristen praised the relationship and said, "Right now, I'm just really in love with my girlfriend."
"We've broken up a couple of times and gotten back together, and this time I was like, 'Finally, I can feel again," she positively mooned.
Apparently the thrill -- or at least the feeling -- is gone. Again. (Again-again.)
Prior to that, Stewart dated SoKo, the French ... whatever she was.
By all accounts, the relationship between SoKo and Kristen was a weird one, and SoKo -- real name Stéphanie Sokolinksi -- appeared to be way more into it than Stewart ever was.
So into Stewart, that it looked like the relationship ended because of Kristen's cheating history.
SoKo outright accused Kristen of cheating -- a thing Stewart's made a habit out of, apparently -- in a deleted Twitter rant that simply said, "CHEATER. F—king CHEATER."
Surely she couldn't have been terribly surprised, as Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson with buck-toothed director, Rupert Sanders.
As for her new relationship with the gorgeous St. Vincent, this one's gotta be The One, right? At least for awhile, anyway.
Honestly, what could they possibly fight over? Who has the better legs? Who's more beautiful? More angsty? 'Cause it's a toss-up -- nobody's ever gonna win that kind of argument with these two together.