Amber Rose Doesn't Need to Masturbate So Hard Anymore

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Amber Rose is hooking up with the brother of her former Dancing With the Stars partner, Val Chmerkovskiy, and the details surrounding their relationship are ... surprisingly sweet. 

Though she's been pretty outspoken in the past about her relationships, we have a sneaking suspicion that she's gonna play this one close to the vest, since Chmerkovskiy is probably the "classiest" dude she's ever been with

If she's, you know, smart. 

Amber Rose Boob Job Rumor Photo

E! reported that the two were spotted out on a cozy date at L.A. hotspot, Delilah, and that the entire evening was "flirty." 

The scandal. 


The source told E!, "They were sitting at a big booth and it was just the two of them, sitting very close together in the middle." 

"As they were sitting next to each other, their hands intertwined - definitely a date night." 

So their "hands intertwined," huh? 

In layman's terms, we call that "hand-holding." 

Novel concept, we know.

Amber Rose with a Cigarette

Previously, Chmerkovskiy played it coy when he was asked about a possible hookup with Amber. 

He told Entertainment Tonight, "I can't control what people think." 

"I live my life and I try to live it, you know, the way I want to live it." 

When asked outright if he thought that he and Amber would make a "cute couple," he said ... well, he said this. 

"I'd make a cute couple with a lot of people." 

Gosh, this guy just sounds like an utter genius, don't you think? 

Ding, ding, ding, Amber - you snagged a winner! 

Val Chmerkovskiy

Recently, we've been examining Rose with a fine-toothed comb, as it looks like she might've undergone a boob job

About her milk-makers, she previously told Terry Dubrow of Botched that she was unsure about getting the girls done, because she kind of liked them the way they are. 

We do, too, girl, and we're sure Val wanted to hold more than just your hands. 

The good thing is, however, that Amber probably won't have to endure solo sex much longer, though she claimed that masturbation does wonders for her face

About rubbing one out, Amber told Glamour, "I wish I had time to masturbate every day in reality, but I don't." 

Girl, you make time for the important things, so don't even play. 

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