Clown Attack Prompts School Closure in Ohio

Clown Attack Prompts School Closure in Ohio

We live in a terrifying world in which an orange-haired freak is stalking the countryside, threatening violence and spreading panic to the masses.

But enough about Donald Trump! There are killer clowns out there, people!

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Donald Trump Defends 3 a.m. Revenge Porn Tweet, Might Be Some Sort of Coked-Up Vampire

Donald Trump Defends 3 am Revenge Porn Tweet

If you watched the first debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on Monday night, you might've noticed a couple strange things about Donald Trump.

Okay, you might have noticed many, many strange things about Donald Trump during the debate, but for the sake of time and our own sanity, we'll just stick to two things that would've made for some of the weirdest television of the year, even if they'd come from a fictional character and not a real-life guy who wants the nuke codes.

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Farrah Abraham: Finally Done with Simon Saran?!

Farrah Abraham: Finally Done with Simon Saran?!

Another day, another sad story about Farrah Abraham.

Sure, sometimes the stories are less sad as in "tragic" and more sad as in "awww, I fear for the future of the human race," but still, Farrah inspires a frowny face at nearly every turn.

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Blac Chyna Urging Rob Kardashian to Go to Rehab?!

Blac Chyna Urging Rob Kardashian to Go to Rehab?!

Did you ever know a couple that seemed absolutely terrible for each other, who fought all the time and just acted like they really couldn't stand each other? And you never understood why they were together, but they would never just break up?

Well, if you didn't before, now you do, thanks to Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna.

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Kristen Stewart to Replace Nina Dobrev on The Vampire Diaries Finale?!?

Kristen Stewart to Replace Nina Dobrev on TVD Finale?!?

Might Kristen Stewart go from biting her own lower lip at all times to biting the necks of potential sustenance sources on The Vampire Diaries?

That's a long-winded way of asking of a seemingly ridiculous rumor making its way around the Internet could actually become a reality.

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Lil Wayne: Drake Banged My Girlfriend and It Sucked!

Lil Wayne: Drake Banged My Girlfriend and It Sucked!

In the future, finding out that Drake banged your girl will be a rite of passage for young men, like a slightly more traumatic bar mitzvah.

But in 2016, the pain of finding out your lady friend hooked up with Toronto's realest G is unique to Lil Wayne (and probably a few thousand other dudes).

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