September 2016 Archives
Clown Attack Prompts School Closure in Ohio
We live in a terrifying world in which an orange-haired freak is stalking the countryside, threatening violence and spreading panic to the masses.
But enough about Donald Trump! There are killer clowns out there, people!
Donald Trump Defends 3 am Revenge Porn Tweet
If you watched the first debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on Monday night, you might've noticed a couple strange things about Donald Trump.
Okay, you might have noticed many, many strange things about Donald Trump during the debate, but for the sake of time and our own sanity, we'll just stick to two things that would've made for some of the weirdest television of the year, even if they'd come from a fictional character and not a real-life guy who wants the nuke codes.
Chelsea Houska Getting Married This Weekend?!
Great news, everybody: Teen Mom is giving us some happy feelings for a change!
Sister Wives Shocker: Are ALL The Wives Leaving Kody?!
When we last heard from the Sister Wives, Kody Brown was considering taking on two new wives -- gross, right?
Kody already has four wives, so you'd think he'd be satisfied, but you'd be wrong.
Tim Burton: SLAMMED for Seemingly Racist Remarks
Let's just be clear up front:
We do not think Tim Burton is a racist. Not in the least.
Duggar Family: Axed By TLC Because of Josh Scandals?
It's been more than 19 months since the allegations that Josh Duggar molested five young girls first went public.
At first, Duggar fans expected the family to deny the reports.
Iggy Azalea: My Album Is Delayed Because Nick Young Cheated On Me!
Iggy Azalea has had a tough year.
Her relationship with Nick Young came to a grinding halt in June and there was much speculation about what actually transpired between them.
Brad and Angelina Reach Settlement: Who Gets the Kids?
Just two weeks ago, who would have thought that we'd be talking about drug testing and therapy sessions when it comes to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
But here we are.
Farrah Abraham: Finally Done with Simon Saran?!
Another day, another sad story about Farrah Abraham.
Sure, sometimes the stories are less sad as in "tragic" and more sad as in "awww, I fear for the future of the human race," but still, Farrah inspires a frowny face at nearly every turn.
Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Welcome Second Child!
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are pretty much the cutest couple around.
It was revealed in April that the couple were expecting their second child together.
Kate Middleton Wardrobe Malfunction Alert!
There are many adjectives that come to mind when one thinks of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge:
Classy, elegant ... um, British. Yeah, that works.
Girlfriend Accepts Proposal, Goes Truly Crazy Over New Puppy
Blac Chyna Urging Rob Kardashian to Go to Rehab?!
Did you ever know a couple that seemed absolutely terrible for each other, who fought all the time and just acted like they really couldn't stand each other? And you never understood why they were together, but they would never just break up?
Well, if you didn't before, now you do, thanks to Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna.
Blake Shelton: Plans For Proposing to Gwen Stefani Revealed?!
Pretty much from the moment the world learned they were hooking up, reports of Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani getting engaged have been circulating on social media non-stop.
In fact, early in the relationship, it was rumored that Gwen was rushing her divorce from Gavin Rossdale so that she and Blake could get hitched.
Kristen Stewart to Replace Nina Dobrev on TVD Finale?!?
Might Kristen Stewart go from biting her own lower lip at all times to biting the necks of potential sustenance sources on The Vampire Diaries?
That's a long-winded way of asking of a seemingly ridiculous rumor making its way around the Internet could actually become a reality.
Matt Baier: Oldest Son Turning Into Deadbeat Dad!
It's getting hard to keep up with all the nonsense with Amber Portwood and her sketchy AF boyfriend, Matt Baier, but you know we have to try.
Matt, as you know, has been accused time and time again of being a deadbeat dad to all those secret kids of his.
Lil Wayne: Drake Banged My Girlfriend and It Sucked!
In the future, finding out that Drake banged your girl will be a rite of passage for young men, like a slightly more traumatic bar mitzvah.
But in 2016, the pain of finding out your lady friend hooked up with Toronto's realest G is unique to Lil Wayne (and probably a few thousand other dudes).
Hugh Hefner: On His Death Bed?
We don't say this lightly, nor do we want to sound an unnecessary or unreliable alarm, but:
Hugh Hefner may be on his death bed.
Brielle Biermann Lip Injections: Strong Message to Her Haters!
OK, so Brielle Biermann, daughter of Kim Zolciak, is 19 years old.
She's only 19, and she's already been following in her mother's footsteps by getting some seriously intense lip injections.
Maci Bookout: Ryan Edwards' Perfect Girl Is...ME!
The current season of Teen Mom: OG has offered up plenty of surprises.
Amber Rose: Julianne Hough Body-Shamed Me!
Amber Rose nearly got eliminated on Dancing with the Stars this week.
It came down to her against Rick Perry, with the former Texas Governor getting the heave-ho instead of the semi-famous model/talk show host/ex-girlfriend of Kanye West.
Alicia Machado Sex Tape Revealed: You Have an Amazing D--k!
Donald Trump's beauty queen nemesis Alicia Machado, a.k.a. "Miss Piggy" or "Miss Housekeeping," has quite an interesting past apparently.
Like, a sordid sex tape past.
Javi Marroquin Prays for Kailyn Lowry After Sad Twitter Rant?!
It's that time again, friends -- time for some passive aggressive social media posts from a Teen Mom!
This time, the Teen Mom serving up the vague drama is Kailyn Lowry ... shocking, isn't it? Of course it isn't.