A man pushed his genitals against the grill of a van on Tuesday night, offending the hell out of neighbors who finally had to call the police.
Michael Henson of Dayton, Ohio was doing all sorts of inappropriate things when police were called to the scene.
When authorities arrived, according to WDTN, they found Hensen walking around with only black gym shorts and shoes.
Witnesses told police that Hensen had pulled down his pants and proceeded to swing from a stop sign.
Not only that, but one witness told police she saw Hensen "pull his shorts down and place his genitals in the front grill of the van that was parked on the street."
This went on for awhile, according to the woman, after which Hensen then passed out on nearby lawn.
Hensen, who appeared intoxicated, was arrested for public indecency.
Reactions to the report were perhaps even more entertaining than the story itself, if that's even possible.
I think that the words to the song are ' We made love in my Chevy van ' not to it.....
Van sex is legal in 57 states," another chimed in.
So that's where those mini-vans come from....."
Guys stop being oppressive. He probably sexually identifies as a vehicle. Vansgender lives matter.
Hope he wore a condom. Last thing he needs, is to contract van-ariel disease
They got him for VANDALISM! LOL
Maybe he was gang raped once by a group of thug vans and they rear ended him It was probably the junk in the trunk.
He couldn't resist. I guess he's not too concerned that his partner passes a lot of gas
Was the van a consenting adult? If so, what's the problem?
Was it a van down by the river?
If this van's a rocking,,,,,
There you have it. A man, his van and a crazy little thing called love.