Kylie Jenner has teased fans in the past into thinking that she she and Tyga are married, except this time it's a wee bit different.
It appears that Tyga's ex (and Jenner's soon-to-be sister-in-law) Blac Chyna is worried that their 3-year-old son, King Cairo, might be getting too attached to Jenner, 19.
So to fix this, Jenner has agreed to marry Tyga so that their relationship appears more stable in the eyes of the court.
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
"Kylie's quietly putting this rumor out there which she's spread before, but this time it has more plausibility," a source told Radar Online.
"Apparently her main motivation for wanting to get hitched is to help Tyga, who's getting held from Blac Chyna over custody of King."
The source added that marriage was "pretty much their only solution."
Yes. It's literally the only possible way to solve this urgent problem. Alrighty, then. It looks like someone needs a conservator.
PAGING JAMIE SPEARS.
Radar also claims that both Jenner and Tyga want to "beat [Rob Kardashian] and Blac to the punch," and tie the knot right quick.
However, one voice of reason (who unfortunately remains anonymous), keeps it real.
"Kylie's absolutely nuts if she exchanged vows with Tyga," the source said.
"Everyone is trying to get to the bottom of what's really going on."
One thinks a little part of everyone wishes Jenner pulls the trigger and marries Tyga simply to teach her a lesson.
It's likely that if Jenner has already said "I Do," she did it so hastily that she forgot to draw up a prenuptial agreement.
Which, of course, might go down in history as the dumbest move in the world considering all the assets she has.
By the way, Tyga still owes her $2 million, which has probably been wiped away if they are now man and wife.
Seriously, where is Kris Jenner when you need her.
I realize Kylie is of legal age at this point, but her brain has the functionality of a pre-menstrual 14-year-old.
Give a girl in her position enough money, fame power and who knows what ills she'll be susceptible to.
Just saying. Paging the Momager ...