Jinger Duggar & Jeremy Vuolo: Violating Courtship Rules AGAIN?!

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It's only been six weeks since we learned that Jinger Duggar and Jeremy Vuolo are courting. Since then, the controversy has been unyielding!

Jinger & Jeremy Photo

Shortly thereafter, Jinger and Jeremy got engaged, so needless to say, these two young lovebirds have been following Duggar tradition when it comes to speeding past relationship milestones at breakneck speed.

But are they breaking her family's rules in other ways?

Above, you will see a photo of Jinger Duggar and Jeremy Vuolo that her older sister, Jill Duggar, posted on Instagram yesterday.

(On a side note, as far as we can tell, Jinger is still not allowed to have her own social media accounts for reasons unknown.)

Jill captioned the pic: “Goodbyes are so tough! I remember those days! 

"Loved getting to hang out with these lovebirds yesterday,”

It may all look innocent enough at first, but as with everything the Duggars do there's a scandal bubbling just under the surface.

Can you guess why?!

This one is only an issue because of the devoutly religious family's own ludicrously strict rules governing relationships and sexuality.

Perhaps because of these rigorous guidelines, Duggar obsessives have picked the pic apart like it's footage of the freakin' Kennedy assassination.

We hope you're sitting down, because what they found may shock you to your very core. At least if your last name starts with "D" and ends with "-uggar." 

You see, the Duggars forbid "front hugs" prior to marriage.

Why? Because Jesus expressly forbade the mingling of premarital genitals separated only by twin layers of denim, or some such nonsense.

We can't find the Biblical verse that states this off-hand, but only hand-holding and "side-hugs" are permitted so as not to arouse those sinful urges.

Regardless what's the big deal? Isn't that a side-hug?!

Depends on how you look at it I guess. The fans believe what's pictured above qualifies as a front hug, and they're all like:

"Hope those three seconds were worth an eternity in HELL, missy!"

Believe it or not, this isn't even the first time that fans believe they've busted Jinger and Jeremy breaking courtship rules.

No word yet on when they'll be getting married, but the way things are going, it's sure to be an unconventional event.

We assume the ceremony will take place in the First Ozzy Osbourne Temple of Satan, but maybe we're being harsh.

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