Jessica Simpson: I Love My Boobs & So Does My Husband!

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Jessica Simpson covers the new issue of Women's Health, and inside the mag, she talks about what seems to be her favorite topics:

That topic, of course, is Jessica Simpson's boobs.

Jessica Simpson Women's Health Cover

We know that Jessica loves her boobs because she's told us so on several occasions.

There was a time when rumors that Jessica would undergo a breast reduction struck fear in the hearts of men across the land.

Fortunately, Jessica knows that with great boobs come great responsibility, so she's putting our minds at ease by once again assuring fans that Jessica Simpson's boobs are here to stay.

“My boobs just have their own life, they have a way of making themselves present," Jessica told Women's Health

 I thought I was going to get a breast reduction. After having kids, I look at myself, and I’m like, ‘You know what, my boobs are actually really big, but I like how they are.' 

"They’re an asset, and Eric loves them still," she added, stating the painfully obvious.

Weirdly, this isn't the first time that Jessica has gone into specifics about why she's not getting a breast reduction.

"Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction... not to worry... I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren't going anywhere!" she tweeted in 2011.

All these years later she's singing the same tune.

At this point, she should really just take out billboards in the nation's biggest cities assuring commuters that her boobs ain't going nowhere.

Not only would it free her up from having to talk about it in future interviews, but wouldn't your drive to work be improved by the sight of Jessica Simpson's boobs?

We thought so.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson