While more credible media outlets confirm that Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are indeed planning for a long future together, talk of a grand ceremony isn't quite on the mark.
Star Magazine's cover this week claims to know all about secrets of Stefani and Shelton ceremony.
"The vows, the gowns, the guests," the cover screams.
"They bought their rings online!"
"Why Miranda [Lambert] stormed out in tears," another caption read next to a photo of Shelton's ex-wife wiping away a tear.
Inside the magazine, according to Gossip Cop, things get even weirder.
“Preparations are already well under way. They’re planning the wedding for late October, when they’ll both have a break in their busy work schedules," Star claims, going into detail on Stefani's gown, the guest list and their honeymoon.
Speaking of guest list, Lambert "stormed out" of somewhere when she found out she was invited. Where she stormed out of is really not important given how fake this story seems.
“The nuptials will be held at Blake’s $2.3 million estate in Nashville, right after Gwen wraps up her ‘This Is What The Truth Feels Like’ tour and Blake finishes shooting the current season of ‘The Voice.'”
Gossip Cop pointed out that The Voice doesn't wrap its live episodes until the middle of December.
Earlier this month, a source told People magazine that "rumors are circulating in their circle that they've begun preparations for a wedding.
"There's no date set, but they're planning ahead and having fun talking about it."
Alrighty, so perhaps Star Magazine wasn't completely off the mark.
"Everyone is expecting it to happen at some point, but Gwen is touring and busy," the source added.
"The time just hasn't been right. Blake and Gwen are madly in love, committed and planning for a future together."