Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 30th birthday over the weekend, and while we'll grant that there was a time when a lot of people didn't think she would make it to the big 3-0, turning a year older isn't really an achievement.
Lindsay posted the above photo on her Instagram page on Saturday, presumably to remind us that she has no idea how the world or human interactions work.
We know that Lindsay is terrible at Photoshop, so she probably didn't make it, but just the fact that she posted a birthday card to herself with nothing but Emojis in the caption is weird as hell.
Even weirder: that's just the beginning of Lohan's bizarre obsession with her own birthday.
Not only did Lindsay host a live online Q&A session to "celebrate" the occasion (seriously), she also attempted to make her own birthday hashtag happen.
Clearly, she learned nothing from Toaster Strudel heiress Gretchen Wieners, because the girl pushed #LiloIs30 for days before taking the hint that it wouldn't be catching on.
And if you thought the weirdness would end there, clearly you don't know #LiLo.
"Happy birthday to me from a genius mind with a beautiful heart!! Hurry back to London soon! #letsdothis #LILOIS30"
It kinda feels like Lindsay is a freakin' Martian who just learned about the concept of birthdays last week.
You can't just post a pic of someone and wish yourself a happy birthday from them.
If you could, Kate Upton and LeBron James would wish us a happy birthday every year.
Lindsay posted nearly a dozen pics in celebration of her birthday, many of them documenting the Greek Islands vacay that she took with her rich Russian boyfriend.
Hilariously, she did the A-list celebrity thing where she was careful not to give away her exact location, so as to avoid getting mobbed by adoring fans.
We'd say she could've just not posted on social media every 20 minutes, but then where would we have gotten out #LiloIs30 updates?