According to a recent story, Calvin Harris is ready to EXPOSE and DESTROY Taylor Swift.
It's unclear what steps are involved in this elaborately evil plan, but the world famous DJ may have taken the first one over the weekend.
By hanging out with Taylor's new and most bitter enemy, Kim Kardashian!
The reality star and the musician were both guests at Jennifer Lopez's 47th birthday party in Las Vegas.
The event took place at Caesar's Palace and Kim and Calvin both ended up in a photo (alongside the birthday gal and French Montana) that centered on Lopez's birthday cake.
But not really, of course. It centered on Harris and Kardashian.
Over the past few weeks, these stars have taken aim at America's Musical Sweetheart unlike anyone else before them.
Harris started it by throwing a bit of subtle shade in Swift's direction after she started dating Tom Hiddleston so soon after she broke up with him (allegedly over the phone).
That shade went from subtle to pitch black, however, after Swift claimed she was the one who wrote Harris' smash hit song, "This is What You Came For."
In response, Harris simply WENT OFF on his ex-girlfriend.
"I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it," Harris Tweeted on July 13.
It was amazing.
But it then got even more amazing.
Last week, Kardashian released a video of Kanye West speaking to Taylor on the phone.
The subject of the conversation was Kanye's track "Famous" and specific lyrics in it that dissed Swift.
The recording made it clear that Swift was, indeed, aware of the insults to come in the single... despite her latest protestations to the contrary.
Here is another look at the phone call that many believe revealed Taylor Swift to be a huge liar:
Then, one night before posing alongside Harris in the picture above, Kardashian once again slammed Swift.
She shared footage on Snapchat of her and a friend singing along to "Famous," most notably the part about how Kanye says he made that "bitch famous."
The bitch in this case, of course, is Swift.
We have no idea what Kim and Calvin talked about at Lopez's birthday bash. We don't even know if they talked at all.
But look at Harris' smirk in this image.
Do you really think he wasn't aware of the message he was sending to his ex-girlfriend with it?
We're just excited now for the impending photo of himself, John Mayer, Jake Gylenhaal and Harry Styles. Because you know it's coming!
Or at least we hope it is.