Filming for the upcoming season is complete, and The Bachelorette spoilers have revealed who JoJo Fletcher selects as her final rose recipient.
Moreover, we can tell you why the winner is like a walking red flag.
JoJo doesn't even debut in the lead role until Monday, May 23.
Still, if you're reading this, you know that like death and taxes, The Bachelorette spoilers leaking ahead of time are a guarantee in life.
But unlike death and taxes, this is actually an awesome thing!
Naturally, then, ever since Ben Higgins rejected JoJo for Lauren Bushnell on The Bachelor finale, speculation turned to Fletcher's season.
Enter The Oracle of The Bachelorette Spoilers, Reality Steve.
Always moving and shaking, the man, the myth, the blogging legend is all over this season like Tyga on underage reality stars or Instagram models.
Or like a certain shady wannabe celebrity on JoJo Fletcher.
Unsurprisingly, Steve pegged Fletcher's favorite from the start - and has now confirmed the 2016 winner as that early frontrunner.
As previously reported, Chase McNary, Luke Pell, James Taylor, Jordan Rodgers and Robby Hayes make it to JoJo's coveted final five.
James got the boot before the hometown dates, leaving four.
WARNING: It goes without saying, but if you don't want The Bachelorette spoilers to give away the end of this season, turn back now!
Okay, now that we got that cautionary note out of the way ...
Luke Pell and Chase McNary are the fourth and third-place finishers, leaving an all-athlete finale featuring Robby Hayes and Jordan Rodgers!
Seriously, it's like jock vs. jock with these two. One could say that Fletcher has a type, and that she might want to rethink that. Anyway.
The winner of this iconic Bachelorette showdown is ...
Jordan Rodgers! That's right, the younger brother of Green Bay Packers star quarterback Aaron Rodgers has actually won The Bachelorette!
Kind of hilarious that brothers of NFL signal-callers have won two of the past three seasons (Josh Murray is the brother of Aaron Murray).
Will Jordan's engagement fare better than Josh's to Andi Dorfman? We can tell you that he got down on one knee on the finale, and ...
JoJo said yes! She and Jordan are totes engaged!
Again, those who read The Bachelorette spoilers on a regular basis know how Steve said Jordan was THE one to watch this season.
This was, like, months ago. Dude is good at his job.
Similar to last year's season starring Kaitlyn Bristowe and Shawn Booth, she had her mind made up early and she stuck to her guns.
But back to JoJo's final two and how that plays out.
Expect to see producers depict Robby Hayes as the challenger and Jordan Rodgers as the favorite, despite all the rumors about him.
Is he there for the right reasons? Or for his own?
There are a number of rumors going around that will immediately make you question whether this engagement is basically DOA though:
1. The couple was reportedly talking to one another before the show began, a la Kaitlyn Bristowe and eventual runner-up Nick Viall last year.
Producers allegedly ignore this completely, to boot. Shady.
2. Even worse, though, are rumors Jordan is a big-time player ... and we don't mean football (though he did star in college at Vanderbilt).
Apparently, he was seriously dating another girl until the night before he left for the show, and told her he wanted to be with her afterward.
He called The Bachelorette a “business decision.” For real.
Allegedly, he's an aspiring sportscaster’s whose goal - as stated openly to friends - was to become The Bachelor Season 21 in early 2017.
So ... by winning the final rose, he actually lost the "game"?
Maybe something changed and he really fell in love with JoJo Fletcher, but needless to say, this does not bode well on its own merit.
Don't believe us? How about you ask Brittany Farrar then.
Or better yet, Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers.
3. Jordan Rodgers went through an ugly breakup a few years ago with ex-girlfriend Brittany ... and there's a major twist to that, too.
Farrar (above, left) is still the trainer and close friend of Olivia ... the gorgeous actress and model who is also Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend!
Yes, it's all pretty incestuous and bizarre at this point.
Interestingly, and perhaps upsettingly for Joelle down the line (no Packers tickets for you), Aaron and Olivia Munn are tighter with Brittany.
Even Aaron can't dance around this on the show:
“Aaron and Olivia know what happened with Jordan and Brittany," Steve writes, and while we don't know why they split, he adds ominously:
"Needless to say, the fact they remained friends with her and Aaron and Jordan don’t have much of a relationship pretty much gives you the answer you need."
Damnnnnn! Sorry in advance, Joelle.
Who knows, maybe this is true love at its finest and they will walk down the aisle and live happily ever and make beautiful babies together.
Given the show's track record - and what we're hearing about this guy before the season even began - would you wager on that, however?
Obviously not. But let's sit back and watch it play out. Maybe there's still time for her to swap Jordan Rodgers for one of these dudes?
(There isn't, but open the gallery for a look at the full cast of guys vying to make themselves JoJo's trophy husband of choice this summer!)