Well, that didn't take long.
Less than a week after the world learned that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne had separated, several sources are reporting that Sharon has begun the process of filing for divorce from her husband of 33 years.
According to TMZ, Sharon has been meeting with divorce lawyers and is on the verge of choosing the attorney who will help her fight what could be lengthy legal battle.
Insiders report that Sharon and Ozzy's split is already getting ugly, with the soon-to-be exes quarreling over petty details.
Shortly after Sharon found out about Ozzy's infidelity through his emails, she reportedly kicked him out of their Beverly Hills home.
He returned two days later, and she responded by moving out herself.
The couple has tens of millions of assets to split, and insiders say they expect the divorce process to be brutal on the whole family.
But there are others who think the couple will soon magically patch things up - right around the time the publicity dies down.
Yes, Page Six is reporting that an anonymous source close to the Osbournes believes the whole divorce drama is just a big publicity stunt orchestrated by Sharon:
“Sharon is the queen of publicity stunts, there’s always deliberate drama going on, it maintains interest in them as a family," says the insider.
"She’s a very smart woman, it would be very hard for Ozzy to carry on an affair under her nose without her knowing about it. If it is a stunt, it has got him almost as much press as when he bit that bat’s head off.”
Sounds a bit far-fetched, but we wouldn't put it past her.
Sharon has expressed her admiration for Kris Jenner in the past, and interest in the Osbournes is currently the highest it's been in years.
And it wouldn't be tough to get Ozzy on board.
He's probably only vaguely aware of what the hell's happening.