Pretty much from the day that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married, the tabloid media has been predicting a wildly expensive divorce.
Sure, they were right about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, but from the outside, Brad and Angie seem to be a much more stable, evenly-matched couple.
As you can see, OK! is certainly not the first tabloid to report that Brangelina is headed for Splitsville.
In fact, this isn't the first time that that particular tabloid has declared their marriage DOA.
This time around, the magazine went more in-depth than usual with regard to why the couple is calling it quits, but the info still comes from the usual unidentified "insiders."
Apparently, there are two main causes for the new round of relationship troubles, the first one being Angie's health problems.
One source claims that Brad is “exhausted from spending so much energy trying to get her to take better care of herself," which seems like a pretty crappy reason to leave the mother of your 37 children.
(Okay, it's not quite that many, but you get the point.)
Naturally, there are also more rumors about Brad cheating on Angie, this time with co-star Marion Cotillard.
We can understand why celebrity gossip hounds have pursued the "cheating Brad" narrative so fervently over the years.
Pitt met Jolie while he was still married to Aniston, and the idea of Brad being unfaithful to Angie provides a kind of karmic closure to the story.
But a decade has passed, and it's probably time for loyal members of Team Jen to move along.
We're not saying Brad and Angie will never call it quits, but with the wall of secrecy they've built around their lives, if it ever happens, we'll probably find out about it only when one of them gets remarried.