Break out your very biggest bottle of champagne, because the cokey monster herself is gettin' hitched.
Yes, according to TMZ, Lindsay Lohan is engaged to her boyfriend of 5 months, Egor Tarabasov.
As we've told you before, Egor is a 22-year-old Russian real estate agent and the sole heir of a wealthy Moscow retail magnate.
The couple reportedly met at a party late last year.
It may sound like Lindsay hit the jackpot, but when it comes to Egor, there are red flags aplenty, and we're not just talking about his cat-stroking Bond villain name.
For starters, there are rumors that Egor isn't nearly as rich as Lindsay thinks.
The Lohan fam believes Egor's people are so wealthy and well-connected that he'll be able to save Lindsay's career, but those in the know claim that the Tarabosovs are noveau riche - and they're not even all that riche.
Egor's dad owns a chain of home repair stores that's worth millions, not billions.
Not bad, but not "buy your way back into Hollywood" rubles.
Even worse, are the rumors about Lindsay being a victim of domestic violence.
Back in January, she posted and quickly deleted a photo of her bloody leg with a caption about how she'd been struck by her boyfriend.
She didn't name any names, but if Linds and Egor met when they say they did, they would've been dating for about a month at that time.
But look at us being Debbie Downers.
Congrats to Lindsay and Egor! Here's hoping you to lovebirds really beat the odds.