Kanye West: I Try Not to Wake Kris Jenner When I Masturbate

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We've known for quite some time that Kanye West is a fan of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

But now that he's married to his favorite porn star, it would be a little weird for him to watch her gettin' it on with Ray J, right? Sure, he was like 18 boyfriends ago, but Yeezy strikes us the jealous type.

So what kind of porn does The Greatest Artist to Ever Walk God's Green Earth (according to himself) go in for these days?

Well, according to the clip above 'Ye enjoys just about any kind of smut...as long as it's silent.

We don't mean the guy is in possession of the world's only copy of the Charlie Chaplin sex tape. No, apparently, Kanye just always turns the sound down when he's watching porn.

The rapper and noted tantrum-thrower made that baffling revelation during the final episode of Kocktails With Khloe this week after fellow guest Chrissy Teigen admitted to watching Japanese anime porn.

"I've never watched porn with the sound on," said Kanye with wife Kim Kardashian by his side.

"I lived with my mom in high school, then I lived in my mother-in-law's house. There's kids next door and stuff."

Kim, clearly accustomed to her husband's odd behavior at this point, just smiled placidly as he revealed to the world that he tries not to wake Kris Jenner up when he takes little Yeezy out for a joy ride.

"He probably watches Japanese anime porn," Kim speculated at one point.

Obviously, she knows more about what the man is into sexually than we do, but we have to disagree with her on that point.

Kanye probably burned out on Asian cartoon porn years ago, and now he wanks it to stuff so artsy and out-there you wouldn't even recognize it as porn.

Either that, or he just watches a video of himself interrupting Taylor Swift.

Whatever it is, you can rest assured that the whole scene would be terrifying if you walked in on it.

Someone should really get this man a pair of headphones ASAP.

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