The latest season of Teen Mom OG is in the books, but Dr. Drew has only begun to pick up the pieces in the post-mortem reunion.
On the docket for this week's Part I? Where to begin ...
Apparently when Farrah Abraham got into a fight with a producer of the show that made her a star, she didn't feel she was out of line.
Why? "I don't really feel that any person who is an elder that I'm working with should antagonize me and fight with me," Farrah said.
Yes, she called producer Larry an "elder." Hilarious.
Blaming Larry for his failure to "communicate appropriately," she did concede that yes, "I think things got heightened and out of control."
She also said the two are now "fine" and that she is not done with the show: "I would love to continue Teen Mom. I would love to do that."
As for how the feud escalated that far? "I don't care to touch people, but I don't care to have someone egg me on, yell at me, in my yard."
Speaking of Farrah being touched, very aggressively ...
"When that video was announced, it was portrayed that I negotiated her deal," her father, Michael Abraham said of her infamous porno.
"When you get involved with the wrong management company, I'll just say, they ask you, they tell you to do certain things."
Making it clear that Farrah's sex tape was not his idea, he added, "in retrospect, I would have never gone and done that."
Fortunately, Backdoor Teen Mom "doesn't change nothing between me and my daughter," he said. "I only have one child. Only one."
Also, Farrah and Simon Saran have broken up. Again.
Meanwhile, we know Taylor McKinney and Maci Bookout are engaged in real time, but the reunion was taped before he proposed.
"I'm trying to build up this special moment," Taylor explained.
"I feel like she's my queen, and I want it to be perfect."
Meanwhile, Maci - despite getting on his case about proposing to her (if you watch Teen Mom online, you know this is a theme) - gushed:
"I love him - I think he's a wonderful dad and a wonderful partner," Bookout said. "I would never, ever want to be with anyone else."
"But at some point it's kinda like, I can't wait forever."
She won't have to. Taylor and Maci are currently expecting their second child together, and engaged, so all is right in the world now.
As for Maci and her troubled ex, Ryan Edwards?
They are actually in a terrific place these days. Not that this means there's any chance of getting back together in a romantic sense.
We might see them back together on screen.
Asked if we are likely to see Ryan on yet another season of Teen Mom OG next year, Maci joked, "Ryan doesn't have a job, so ..."