Oh yes. You read that headline correctly.
We know, you've heard this all before, but Kylie Jenner is pregnant with her first child, and friends say it's definitely a Tyga cub.
Or at least that's the fine folks at In Touch would have us believe. A source tells the always-reliable celebrity news tabloid:
“She’s gained a little weight and she says she’s been having the weirdest cravings for Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts."
“All [Kylie] can talk about is baby names, whether she’ll have a boy or a girl, how she’s going to decorate the nursery and the child’s wardrobe.”
Yes, while most 18-year-olds' thoughts would be more along the line of "OMFG! What am I gonna do?!" Kylie is apparently not.
Heck, she's probably over the moon and wondering whether Tiffany turquoise is a gender neutral-color for the nursery.
Actually, we believe that part. Or we would, if we believed Kylie was actually pregnant, which we would say is a stretch.
Sure, earlier this month Kylie wrote "baby daddy" on a Snapchat pic of Tyga, but we just can't imagine her actually going there.
Can you see Kylie Jenner of all people on this planet taking on the responsibility of raising a kid at this point in her life?
Forget about the prospects of raising a child. Hell, we can't imagine her put taut abs at risk by getting pregnant.
In order to understand why Kylie would never get knocked up so young, you have to suspend reality, just for a minute.
Put yourself in the mindset of a Kardashian:
Kylie's reasoning would be something along the lines of, why become a teen mom when you already have a reality show?
It's a fair statement.