Nanny-banging is becoming one of the biggest problems in Hollywood – right up there with insufficient thetan-levels and Botox-resistant crow’s feet.
Attractive child care professionals already broke Gwen and Gavin up, and they easily brought down Ben and Jen, (yes, even Batfleck can’t resist their charms). Now it looks like they’ve set their sights on the very top of the A-list:
Yes, According to Radar Online, Brangelina is in distress following an incident in which Brad got flirty with one of the couple’s many, many live-in caregivers.
“Angie was happy with the team she had assembled and handpicked to be around her and the kids,” says a source close to the situation.
“Of course lots of people want to work for a famous movie star, but they put them through a very strict filtering process.”
Unfortunately, Angie’s elite child-raising squad was not without its weak links, as it seems one woman couldn’t stop herself from eyeing Brad up and down like Susan Sarandon in Thelma & Louise.
“He is always well-liked by the staff and friendly with them, but it became obvious the nanny was flirting around him and being a little too friendly," the insider claims.
Apparently, Jolie didn’t “think anything happened between them," but she also didn’t think Brad did enough to discourage the attention.
"[Angelina] noticed the nanny was always at the pool when Brad was there,” the source adds.
“Her paranoia grew even further when she saw him fresh out of the shower wrapped in just a towel, getting some juice while the nanny was also in the kitchen with a big smile on her face.”
In fairness, that’s really not the nanny’s fault.
If Brad Pitt put on a towel and strolled through a Straightest Dude on the Planet competition, the contestants themselves wouldn’t be able to fight back a smile. That’s a fact; look it up.
Sadly, that grin meant the end of the nanny’s time in Brangie Land.
“That was the final straw for Angie,” says the source. “She confronted the nanny and a huge screaming match erupted. Of course, she didn’t hesitate to pull the trigger, and the nanny packed her things and was gone faster than you could imagine.”
This all comes on the heels of rumors about Brad and Angelina screaming at each other while on vacation, and Jolie directing a really boring movie about a crappy marriage.
Does this mean they’ll call it quits, or just stay in their crappy marriage until someone feels bad and gives them an Oscar for it? Only time will tell.