Jessica Simpson Says That Her Daughter's Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

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Jessica Simpson has shared a very cute photo of her daughter, Maxwell.

She has also written something very inappropriate about said photo and said daughter.

Jessica Simpson's Child

The singer (can we still call Jessica that?!?) shared the above image of her three-year old child on Instagram yesterday, giving followers a look at Maxwell clutching a large milkshake while posing in a sassy manner, with her hand on her hip.

It's definitely an adorable image.

But then Jessica went back in time and quoted the 2003 Kelis song "Milkshake" as a caption to the snapshot, writing:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours... #MAXIDREW

We're assuming Simpson meant no harm with this caption, but the term "milkshake" in this context is generally believed to be a reference to oral sex on a man.

Kelis did not admit that herself, but she did say at the time of the track's release that its title was a reference to something sexual.

"Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else," the artist explained.

"It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge tits so you gotta work with what you got."

So even though Simpson wrote on Valentine's Day that she and husband Eric Johnson are still "getting it," we're guessing Jessica does not exactly get what this song is all about.

Let's hope that's the case at least.

Otherwise we may need to call Child Protection Services on her and Johnson.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson