Last we checked, Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile had broken up after about six months of dating.
The couple hasn't been photographed together since October, and it was widely assumed that they'd gone their separate ways for good.
But according to the latest issue of the always-reliable OK! magazine (sarcasm), these two have reconciled in a big way.
The tabloid claims that Kristen and Alicia appear to have secretly gotten married sometime in the past two months.
"Stewart isn't usually one to acknowledge rumors, but following reports that she and Alicia Cargile had split up, the actress seemed to confirm her commitment by stepping out with a gold band on her ring finger," the article reads.
If K-Stew really wanted to confirm the rumors she did a piss poor job of it.
She just wrapped up a last-minute, unsuccessful mini-Oscar campaign and there was no real talk of a ring.
Anyway, if the reports are true, we'd like to offer our sincerest congrats to Kristen and Alicia! But our guess is they won't be picking out hand towels together any time soon.