Earlier this month, photos surfaced of Katie Holmes sporting a diamond on her left ring finger, leading many fans to believe it was an engagement ring... from Jamie Foxx.
Rumors of a secret relationship between the Dawson's Creek star and the Oscar winner have been floating around for about two years now, though neither have confirmed.
And now, a source tells OK! magazine that the two are planning a secret spring wedding to seal the deal on their secret engagement.
The nuptials will allegedly take place on Foxx's estate in Hidden Hills, Calif. and will be limited to family.
Celeb Dirty Laundry speculates that Holmes' daughter Suri, 10, and Foxx's daughter Annalise, 6, who have become fast besties, will serve as flower girls.
Will Tom Cruise, Foxx's good friend and Holmes' ex-husband, be best man? Uh, doubtful.
But then again, this story is so outlandish, you never know.
The site also speculates that a baby may already be on the way for the couple, because why not throw that into the mix? Love and marriage have GOT to mean babies, right?
So, this is exciting! How could we not have seen this?
Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx have been involved in a secret two-year love affair then got secretly engaged and are now having a secret wedding and a secret baby together!
They will live together in blissful, matrimonial secrecy and never let anyone in on their clandestine union until their disgruntled, rebellious child writes a tell-all book announcing it to the world.
And we'll all say, "OMG, WE KNEW IT!"
If it sounds like we're skeptical, well, maybe just a tad.
Of course, Katie was in a sham marriage with the world's most famous Scientologist for years, so really, anything is possible.