Sow them oats, Kourt.
For those of us who imagined Kourtney Kardashian crying into one of her children’s blankies while Scott Disick played tonsil hockey in Europe over the summer, you’ve got it wrong.
On Sunday night, we found out that Kourtney and Justin Bieber had hooked up.
Then, more stories appeared about their dalliance not being a one-and-done kind of thing.
Now, the latest issue of Us Weekly alleges that Kourtney and Justin have been getting biblical with one another four the past four months or so.
"Justin and Kourtney have been hooking up since late August, early September," a source told the magazine. “Justin started hanging out with Kourtney alone because she started going out more."
On Monday, Justin Instagram’d a photo of some dude getting frisky with a girl against the hood of a car, and wrote "Lord knows."
Lord may refer to Scott’s self-appointed nickname, Lord Disick, who hasn’t said a single word about the romance.
"He’s had so many stories about him recently, he has no reason to be pissed,” the source claims. “He feels like he has to take the humiliation.”
Still, hearing about your 36-year-old baby mama bedding a 21-year-old fetus can’t possibly tickle.
“Scott feels she’s doing this to get back at him and get revenge,” the source added.
“He feels he has to take it and can’t say anything after all he did to her, but he thinks it’s dumb and immature.”
Yeah, but it’s probably a boatload of fun for Kourt & Biebs.