The filth that is Jared Fogle will do anything for a lower sentence.
The ex-Subway spokesman and accused pedophile is looking at 12 1/2 years behind bars, which his lawyers are trying to get reduced with a new excuse.
According to TMZ, lawyers brought in a sexual behavior expert to testify that prior to his Subway deal, Fogel had a "compulsive eating disorder."
The lawyers believe that when Fogle lost the weight, he developed compulsive hypersexuality disorder.
First of all, 12 1/2 years is not nearly long enough.
Second of all, the judge had better not put him in solitary confinement, but instead leave him to the other inmates.
And how does compulsive hypersexuality disorder have anything to do pedophilia?
It's a weak excuse, but one that the lawyers must think might work in trying for five years in prison instead of 12 1/2.
Fogle released a statement to the court today, claiming that he's learned his lesson from keeping child pornography and having sex with minors, and won't commit such crimes again.
"I owe a huge apology to the people who supported me and my positive messages the last 15 years," Fogle said.
Fogle has been ordered to pay $1.4 million to 14 victims after being arrested in August.