When rumors of a Lil Wayne sex tape first began to circulate last month, the news surprised ... pretty much no one.
After all, Weezy seems like exactly the type of dude who would film himself lazily gettin' it on with a pair of strippers.
In fact, the only real surprises are that the tape took this long to come out and that Wayne seems so desperate to keep this thing from going public.
He's threatened to sue the folks responsible if footage of his boring, stoned threesome gets released, but that didn't stop some hero from defying him.
Oh yes, someone posted Wayne's sex tape online for our viewing pleasure. At least as of this post, the thing is live for public consumption.
So while you still can, lower the blinds, pour yourself a double cup of sizzurp, lean back and enjoy some high-pitched squeals of pleasure.
The girls seem to be enjoying themselves, too. Ha!
Of course, we kid Weezy, because in a weird way we love that he thought this more or less mundane footage was worth recording and holding onto.
If the Courtney Stodden sex tape taught us anything, it's that there's a lot of BS out there masquerading as leaked footage of celebrities doin' it.
Hell, the Farrah Abraham sex tape was a full-blown, professionally produced porn, while the Mimi Faust sex tape was contrived as a storyline.
While Weezy's bedroom antics don't match the production value of that Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta romp, it's still porn if you're into that stuff.
What we have with Wayne is some old-fashioned, poorly lit video of an intimate moment between a man, a woman and another woman.
It looks like it was shot on the world's first camcorder. You know, the kind where you inserted a VHS tape just like Weezy's inserting ... forget it.
Thank you for taking us back to the basics, Weezy.