Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson Has a Giant Dong!

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Yesterday, naked photos of Justin Bieber cleared up rumors that the singer had been manipulating photos in order to make his junk look bigger.

Now, Jessica Simpson apparently wants the world to know that the Biebs has nothing on her aptly-named husband, Eric Johnson, who she claims is rocking an elephant trunk between his legs.

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Image

“She is always a satisfied woman!” a source close to Jessica tells Radar Online. 

“Jessica and Eric have an incredibly hot sex life and, according to her, it just keeps getting better. She tells us that their ‘through the roof’ sex alone will keep them together. She loves to brag about him."

The insider adds that when Jessica is drunk (which we're guessing is often), she'll show her friends nude photos of Eric in order to confirm that her man is packin'. 

“Jessica is very proud of her accomplishments in the fashion world," says the source. "But she is equally as proud of her, as she says, husband’s HUGE heart."

And you thought Jessica's "Fifty Shades of Johnson" photos were racy! Apparently, the girl is out there showing her husband's massive dong to anyone willing to look.

That's like Instagramming pictures of your dinner, Jessica. There are some things you can just enjoy without showing the whole world.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson