As anyone who's seen her face knows, Farrah Abraham loves plastic surgery.
The girl's gone under the knife more times than pork chops, and despite Farrah's many botched procedures, she's showing no signs of slowing down.
Speaking with The Daily Mail (UK) over the weekend, Farrah confirmed that she's scheduled a third boob job. Why go under the knife again?!
She's doing so for what she feels is an obvious reason.
In order to fix what she believes was sloppy work on her second one, she's just doing what she has to do to finish what someone else started.
Apparently a poorly-executed incision has been causing Farrah pain, and she's hoping one of the top docs in Beverly Hills can fix the problem.
Just makes you want to drop everything you're doing and liquidate your life savings on a nice pair of fake breasts right now, doesn't it?!
“I’m thankful to have the best reconstructive breast surgeon in the Beverly Hills area fix the burning and pain issues that were horrible," Farrah said.
“I was happy to learn about new incision placement for better results as opposed to under the breast for my pain and burning to stop."
If Farrah is really experiencing significant ta-ta pain and thinks this procedure will help, then of course, we wish her all the best.
It's worth noting, however, that Farrah gives TMI interviews on pretty much every topic under the sun, and she's never complained about this before.
Do we think her burning boobies would have been off limits in her mind? It's highly unlikely, especially given how open she is on all things surgery.
In fact, Farrah remains an outspoken advocate of plastic surgery, and she's even stated that she hopes her daughter will get work done.
We feel that now is as good a time as any to remind The Hollywood Gossip readers that Farrah's daughter, Sophia, is six years old.