Last we checked in on (Backdoor) Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, she was getting blasted by a charitable organization for more concerned with her porn career than with helping to raise money for medical research.
That little public embarrassment (number 1,978,760,438 for Farrah) seems to have inspired a couple of truly cringeworthy selfies.
Worried that people might get the wrong idea, Farrah posted a photo of herself on her way to church (to remind us that she's a God-fearing, Christian porn star).
She followed that up with another photo in which she wears some idiotic contraption called a "facelift mask" (to remind us that she's not limited to porn - she'll do anything for money!)
Yes, ever since she was kicked out of the Celebrity Big Brother house for making the entire United Kingdom simultaneously facepalm, Farrah has had a lot of time on her hands.
So when she's not giving her daughter insane amounts of cash for losing her baby teeth, she's strapping weird, futuristic devices to her face and annoying her fellow parishioners with tales of being corn-holed in front of a camera crew.
Is it news that Farrah is a desperate loser who will hock any item for a buck while at the same time showcasing obnoxious, holier-than-thou persona?
No. But we figured you'd appreciate the reminder.