A recent report claimed Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are dating.
But this is erroneous, according to the hilarious new cover of Life & Style. Because Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are actually engaged!!!
Shelton and Stefani are both judges on The Voice, of course.
The country star divorced Miranda Lambert this summer, while the former No Doubt singer split from husband Gavin Rossdale.
So, naturally, this must mean the stars are now an item themselves, right? A very serious item, no less?
“It’s more than a hookup,” an anonymous source says of this supposed couple, adding that Shelton will likely propose during “an upcoming tropical getaway.”
Despite the proposal having not taken place yet, and despite no wedding having therefore been planned yet, the magazine somehow knows exactly what's about to take place.
It writes that Shelton and Stefani will have “a small ceremony at a neutral location on the beach, in Hawaii or the Carolinas" and that only "close friends and a few family members" will be invited to the "barefoot and casual' occasion.
Wow. That's quite the forecast.
Will it end up being accurate? No, because Shelton isn't even dating Stefani.
But if these two were a couple? We could think of a pretty great nickname for them. How about... Shelton? Or... Stefani?!?