Miley Cyrus: WEIRD Plastic Surgery, Piercing Plans Revealed?

As you probably know Miley Cyrus loves to shock.

Unfortunately, we've already seen Miley naked dozens of times. We know Miley loves to smoke weed, because she tells us every chance she gets.

Basically, she's running into the problem Marilyn Manson had in the early 2000s: She's just running out of ways to make the squares gasp.

The problem is even worse in the modern era, as social media makes it so that every freaky thought that pops into her head ends up online within minutes and is quickly forgotten.

Sure, Miley's feud with Nicki Minaj at the VMAs was interesting, but 1. she was more deer-in-the-headlights than instigator, and 2. the always-fickle celebrity media has already moved on.

So how can Miley capture out attention in a way that might allow her to hold onto it for a week or so? Why, by modifying her body so that she looks like a Hot Topic cashier by day, professional bondage mistress by night, of course!

“She’s leaning toward getting silicone horns implanted in her head," a source tells In Touch. "Miley wants them to be very out there, like devil horns!”

Of course, if you thought she was gonna stop there - you don't know Miley.

“She’s also interested in a corset piercing,” says the unidentified friend. “It’s when you get holes pierced around your spine and you can actually put ribbons through those holes in a crisscross fashion to mimic the look of a corset.”

Yes, devil horns and spinal piercings. Those might even beat out a degree in philosophy as things you're most likely to regret in your 30s. Good luck, Miley!