Miley Cyrus has frequently been criticized over the course of her career as a singer, media personality, and manic pixie pothead.
But surely, even the prudest Miley hater can agree that all of her previous controversies pale in comparison to the rumor that Miley is hooking up with Dane Cook.
If you didn't just throw up in your mouth a little, then you need to go back and read that sentence again.
For our younger readers, Dane Cook is a professional bro/joke thief who enjoyed a brief, inexplicable moment of popularity in the the early 2000s.
These days, we imagine he frequents frat parties, where he makes horribly dated jokes about how he would "totally bone one of those blue chicks from Avatar."
Us Weekly - who broke the news - reports that Miley "likes funny guys," as though that has any bearing on her decision to date Dane Cook, who's widely agreed to be about as funny as that documentary about abused whales at Sea World.
Miley's taste in men has always been questionable (Girl, anyone could've told you not to date a Schwarzenegger.), but there might be no coming back from this one.
Just do us a favor, Miley: if the man actually says something funny, quietly Google it word-for-word on your phone. Guaranteed, 9 times out of 10 it's from an old-school George Carlin routine.