Miley Cyrus and Dane Cook: Hooking Up?!?!

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Miley Cyrus has frequently been criticized over the course of her career as a singer, media personality, and manic pixie pothead.

Miley has posed nude, smoked weed on stage, masturbated during photo shoots, made Billy Ray Cyrus relevant again...the list goes on and on.

But surely, even the prudest Miley hater can agree that all of her previous controversies pale in comparison to the rumor that Miley is hooking up with Dane Cook.

Miley Cyrus at the 2015 VMAs
Dane Cook Picture

If you didn't just throw up in your mouth a little, then you need to go back and read that sentence again.

For our younger readers, Dane Cook is a professional bro/joke thief who enjoyed a brief, inexplicable moment of popularity in the the early 2000s.

These days, we imagine he frequents frat parties, where he makes horribly dated jokes about how he would "totally bone one of those blue chicks from Avatar."

Us Weekly - who broke the news - reports that Miley "likes funny guys," as though that has any bearing on her decision to date Dane Cook, who's widely agreed to be about as funny as that documentary about abused whales at Sea World.

Miley's taste in men has always been questionable (Girl, anyone could've told you not to date a Schwarzenegger.), but there might be no coming back from this one.

Just do us a favor, Miley: if the man actually says something funny, quietly Google it word-for-word on your phone. Guaranteed, 9 times out of 10 it's from an old-school George Carlin routine.

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Miley Cyrus Biography

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Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]