It's only been three weeks since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got married, but their marriage has already inspired just about every kind of rumor imaginable.
Yesterday, Life & Style reported that Aniston had been "dumped" after just 21 days of wedded bliss.
Today, Star magazine is taking a slightly less extreme tack, claiming that the newlyweds are distraught over the fact that their hectic work schedules will force them to spend the next three months in separate states.
Yes, Justin Theroux apparently has a hectic work schedule. Shocking, right?!
It seems Jen will be filming one of those awful holiday-themed Garry Marshall ensemble comedies (this time it's Mother's Day) in Atlanta, while Justin Theroux will be filming HBO's The Leftovers (apparently still a thing) in Texas.
“They’re going to be apart for three months,” a source tells Star. “It’s hardly the most romantic start to their marriage, but it’s not as if this separation is a surprise. That’s just the nature of the job. They’re both married to their careers, as well as to each other.
"It’s going to be hard and it’s far from ideal. But Jen hopes their schedules will at least allow them to see each other every two weeks.”
In other news, HBO has announced that Angelina Jolie will be featured in a small cameo on The Leftovers this season. Just kidding, Jen!