Get ready for the least shocking celebrity relationship news of 2015:
Yes, we know you've heard that one before, but the on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again duo are mixing it up a bit this time around by reconciling in record time.
It was just last week that we reported John and Katy had broken up yet again, but now they're not only back together, they're on vacation!
In the past week, multiple Twitter users in Wyoming have tweeted about John and Katy sightings.
Based on multiple accounts, it seems the couple is vacationing near Yellowstone National Park.
No one has posted a pic yet, but it seems unlikely that a bunch of Wyomingites would randomly decide to spread the word that John and Katy are boning in a fly-over state.
All of this leads us to wonder if there was ever any truth behind the latest round of John and Katy breakup rumors.
It was reported by major outlets like E! News, but some have speculated that Katy's team leaked the news to distract from ongoing feud with Taylor Swift, which heated up again last week.
We may never know for sure, but for now, it seems safe to say that John and Katy are in Yellowstone, enjoying the regular eruptions of Old Faithful.
Yes, we're suggesting that as a nickname for John's penis.