Never thought you'd read the headline, eh? Well, we never thought we'd write it, but according to (ugh) The National Enquirer, Gyllandon is actually happening.
(We would've went with "Saranhaal" but that sounds like a castle from Game of Thrones.)
Yes, the infamous tabloid claims to have several sources who say that Jake Gyllenhaal, 34, and Susan Sarandon, 68, are hittin' it on the DL.
Apparently, some folks in their inner circles are even hoping the arrangement develops into an actual relationship:
“The rumor is they’ve been hooking up on the down-low,” says one insider. “A lot of people are hoping they go with the flow and give it a shot!”
Sarandon split from Tim Robbins (12 years her junior) back in 2009, and she's dated a succession of younger men in the years since.
For his part, Gyllenhaal most recently hooked up with Ruth Wilson, and he's banged so many young actresses that the Screen Actors Guild is considering making it mandatory for new female members.
Okay, we may have made that last part up, but the point is Jake gets around.
So if there is any truth to this rumor (which we doubt), don't expect the hook up to turn into anything serious.
But hey, stranger things have happened. Right, Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood?