BREAKING NEWS: Yes, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with baby number-two.
But did you also know that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with baby number-one?
And (drum roll, please...) Kylie's baby's daddy will not be Tyga after all!
Instead, it will be none other than ... The Lord himself, Scott Disick?!?
It's totally true, according to the latest issue of OK! Weekly.
That publication would never lie to you, would it?
Twice, that is. It would never lie twice, would it?
Considering OK! previously said Kylie Jenner was pregnant at 17 (above, right, via Tyga) and just repeated that claim again this week (above, left)?
Maybe they just had to correct the father's identity.
“The buzz is that Kylie’s been lying about who the father of her baby is," says a totally reliable source cited by the celebrity gossip magazine.
However, "If Kylie decides to keep the baby - and she has every intention of doing so - she won’t be able to hide the truth for long.”
The tabloid even goes on to say Jenner is “two months along,” and with her 18th birthday right around the corner, will soon start “showing.”
How does Kourtney Kardashian feel about her long-time boyfriend knocking up her half-sister? She's "furious," the anonymous source says.
We bet! Disick, meanwhile, is a very busy man.
Just a few months prior to implanting Kylie with his seed, the reality star also got Kendall Jenner pregnant and has been linked to Khloe as well.
The long and short of it is this: These young Kardashian and Jenner women really need to stop having unprotected sex with Scott Disick.
Words to live by right there.