You can stop making those jokes now, people. It isn't going to happen.
As soon as Kim Kardashian announced her second pregnancy last week, the Internet exploded; first with congratulations... and second with the same quip over and over.
Kim and Kanye are totally gonna name this baby South, right? Right? Hehe, South West! That will be hilarious!
Yes, it would be. But, no, it isn't going to happen.
Insiders tell TMZ that there’s "NO CHANCE" Kimye names its second offspring anything like their first.
He or she will not be dubbed South or East or Easton or any variation on any direction at all.
For what hilarious reason?
Because Kim and Kanye partly selected "North" due to its meaning; because it means one is always on top, one is always pointing up.
There's no similar connotation behind South, East or West - and there ain't no way Kimye doesn't name its kid something very strong.
Does this mean the child, who is due in December, will be christened with a K name? Probably not.
Look for this one to be named after someone near to the heart of Kim or Kanye instead.
Meanwhile, the Kim Kardashian baby bump is totally sort of on display! This is so exciting!