It's been far too long since we've been treated to a Charlie Sheen rant, hasn't it?
Fortunate, the actor came through with flying, epically hilarious colors over the weekend, taking extreme aim at ex-wife Denise Richards.
It all started Sunday afternoon when Sheen Tweeted about his two baby mama simultaneously, writing:
"Brooke M is a sexy rok star whom I adore D Richards a heretic washed up piglet Shame pile Happy Father's Day!!!"
Brooke M, of course, refers to Sheen’s third ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, with whom he has twin sons.
He also has a daughter with Richards, who actually watched over Sheen and Mueller's kids at various points when Mueller was in rehab.
But Sheen doesn't exactly sound grateful.
Sheen went on to wrote a long "open letter to the media" where he laid into Richards by calling her the "worst mom alive" and an "evil terrorist."
It's unclear what prompted this diatribe and all the Tweets have since been deleted. But nothing is ever really erased from the Internet!
(Sheen also referred to Richards as “despicable charlatan who sux ISIs.")
The former Two and a Half Men star has slammed Richards plenty of times in the past, of course, once dropping the N Bomb on her.
In this case, meanwhile, Richards has taken the high road.
"Happy Dad's Day! @CharlieSheen have a great trip in Mexico!" she Tweeted over the weekend, passive aggressively adding:
"Kids were disappointed u weren't here for it—Hey we'll celebrate when u r back!"
Sheen doesn't reserve his venom for Richards, either.
Charlie Sheen is seriously the best/worst.