As the saying goes, when you play the Cage of Thrones, you win, or you go on to become the Internet’s favorite walking punchline since Gary Busey.
We’ve already celebrated Nicolas Cage in GIF form. We’ve shown you Nicolas Cage wearing a shirt with Nicolas Cage on it. We’ve even told you of the legend of the Nicolas Cage sex photos. (Sadly, they’re not real…or are they?!)
Now, we present you with a glorious combination of the Internet’s two favorite. No, not cats and porn, ya perv!
We’re talking about Nicolas Cage and Game of Thrones.
Check out the inspired Cage of Thrones mashups in the gallery below. We apologize in advance if Nic-as-Cersei gives you more nightmares than anything that happened to Theon Greyjoy.
Nicolas Cage as Ned Stark
Obviously, we were traumatized when they chopped off Ned Stark’s head. But if that’s what they had to do to in order to replace it with Nic’s noggin, then we’re cool with it.
Nicolas Cage as Daenerys Targaryen
In order to fully appreciate this one, you have to imagine the Khaleesi calling for her dragons in Nic’s monotone voice. Amazing, right?
Nicolas Cage as Ramsay Bolton
The sausage. This is so hard to look at, and yet we cannot turn away.
Nicolas Cage as Tyrion Lannister
Two of our favorite people combined into one. We thank you for this, Insane Internet Mashup Artist.
Nicolas Cage as Stannis Baratheon
This one’s not much of a stretch. In fact, we think the GoT guys missed out on a golden casting opportunity.
Nicolas Cage as Littlefinger
Is Cage’s face that big, or is Aidan Gillen’s head that small? Either way, this is both awesome and horrifying – much like Cage himself.
Nicolas Cage as Cersei Lannister
We’re not sure how to feel about this. Is it possible to be aroused and want to gouge your eyes out at the same time?
Nicolas Cage as Jon Snow
You know, Nic Cade. Or maybe you know everything; we’re never quite sure with you.