After three years of dating and probably a few million hastily deleted text messages, the relationship between Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn is officially at an end.
Vonn broke the news today via her Facebook page:
"After nearly three years together, Tiger and I have mutually decided to end our relationship," the 30-year-old skier wrote. "I will always cherish the memories that we've created together.
"Unfortunately, we both lead incredibly hectic lives that force us to spend a majority of our time apart. I will always admire and respect Tiger. He and his beautiful family will always hold a special place in my heart."
Yup, she went with the old "busy schedules" excuse. Weird, considering Tiger recently took a two-month hiatus from golf, and we're guessing May isn't exactly the height of the busy season for professional skiers.
So let the wild speculation as to why they really broke up begin!
Sure, the obvious guess is that Tiger got caught cheating with every vagina within a 400-mile radius again.
However, we like to imagine less-likely scenarios, like...maybe Lindsey is still pissed that Tiger's broken tooth made more headlines than her skiing record!
Whatever the cause, Liger is officially a thing of the past. So get ready, ladies! Tiger is back on the prowl, and he's got some seriously insatiable appetites.