When it comes to the Courtney Stodden sex tape, its subject has an old excuse for its existence.
But a brand new plan for its profits.
In the least surprising development since Game of Thrones showed some boobs, Stodden has admitted that her own boobs are on full display in a new amateur adult movie.
However, Stodden naturally also claims that the tape was stolen out of her possession, a dubious claim even by celebrity sex video standards.
The giant-breasted Z-Lister says one of her (ex?) best friends swiped it and made several copies, making "it clear that he will stop at nothing to double-cross me."
So Stodden says she's now releasing the video because "I've been painted into a corner." (And likely because she received an offer of $1 million for it).
Of course, Vivid Entertainment (which has its hands on the tape, naturally, and which says it features Stodden alone, pleasuring herself) needs her consent.
However it got the "leaked" tape, it cannot put the video on sale without Stodden giving the green light. Which it now looks like they're getting.
Stodden is now giving the porn giant the go-ahead, reports TMZ, but says not a penny of that massive paycheck will go into her own bank account.
Though she hasn't decided which charities yet, Stodden says 100% of the proceeds will go toward animal rights groups and "children with cancer."
Talk about a touching
ones self gesture, huh?