Courtney Stodden's charity or charities of choice are about to receive a windfall if she's serious about donating all the profits from her sex tape.
The 20-year-old's solo self-pleasure-a-thon is already demolishing records online according to Vivid Entertainment, which just released the video.
How many strokes ... er, streams are we talking?
Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch says 10,000 new customers signed up on the entertainment company's website to watch Courtney go to town.
If 10,000 doesn't sound like a lot, try this on for size: They paid $39.95 per person to do so. And that's not even counting existing members.
Add on 20,000 returning celebrity porn star fans and the Courtney Stodden sex tape grossed Vivid a staggering $1.2 million in just 24 hours.
Not even two days in and Stodden's already the most successful self-pleasure video star in the history of the iconic brand ... sorry Octomom.
Moreover, she's on pace to break records for earnings overall; Farrah Abraham will have a tough time beating off her challenge at this rate.
Remember, that's only purchases. The company likely made some cash on ads, too, from the two million people who viewed the free trailer.
Yes, you can see a five-minute preview on Vivid (dot) com if you want a sneak peek of the full version, which shows Courtney in all her glory.
Her naked, bathtub glory ... fellating an ice cream cone like there's no tomorrow and then doing some things we can't even type out right here.
Come to think of it, the trailer should be enough for most to get the job done ... no wonder only 0.5% of viewers needed the full-length edition.