The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 22 Recap: Kim vs. Kyle!

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Tuesday on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 22, the reunion came to a close, mercifully, but not before more crazy drama unfolded.

As expected, Kim and Kyle Richards' bizarre feud was at the center of it all.

Between all the yelling, threats to reveal scandalous information, more yelling, crying and trading allegations we can't even make sense of, it was intense.

At stake? Seemingly nothing, as Kim and Kyle argued about Kim's dog biting Kyle's daughter ... and Kim threatened to reveal something else about Kyle.

What was it? If you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online and can figure it out, then more power to you, 'cause if she said it, we missed it.

You can forgive us, because Kim is all over the place - for better or worse.

With all the repetition, back and forth squabbling and talking over one another, it's pretty hard to make sense of who's pissed about what at this point.

When the Bravo split-screen comes out, though, you know it's ugly.

Lisa Vanderpump advised the ladies to take a break, telling them, "You cannot miss all these life and death situations because you will look back and regret it."

"Even if you take a break, put a smile on ... you have to do that."

They are family, after all. But after last week's portion of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion and now this, where the heck do they go now?

"I really don't know," Kim said, and she's not the only one.

Meanwhile, Eileen Davidson said she thinks Brandi Glanville has the dirtiest mouth of all the women but it seems Lisa Rinna dropped the most f-bombs.

Lisa noted that her husband Harry Hamlin has asked her to curse less, but accepted the crown from Brandi and with good reason. She can hold her own.

We learned Lisa texted Kim after the finale: "Be very careful or I will f--k you up. You be nice to your sister. You believe her and stop telling lies, in that order. Thanks."

"You need to get wise, Brandi is not telling the truth, she is lying. I should've said that to you [then]. I didn't want another Amsterdam to happen and it would've."

"Your behavior and the way you treat people is not OK."

"You are nasty and you need to be stopped now."

Dammmn. Kim said that this "frightened" her.

On the reunion show, Lisa Rinna saw the error of her ways, tearfully apologizing for her texts and behavior. Kim accepted her mea culpa, and they even hugged.

Finally, Kyle denies that she smokes the reefer even though Brandi insists she does. We don't see it. Woman is the most uptight human being on Earth.

And there you go. Who came off looking the best, and worst, last night? Who will be back next season? Who do you want to return? Hit the comments!

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